“Portal 2″ Quotes

“Portal 2″ is a gaming orgasm. I’m sure you knew that already. Because its greatness has rendered my ability to write coherent sentences a little incx[sdf, I thought I’d just list some memorable quotes I’ve encountered so far.

“Can you say anything? Okay, that was a jump. Jumping is what you just did there.”

“AAH! Sorry, I looked down. I do not recommend it.”

“Commencing smooth jazz in 3…2…1….”

“AAAAAA? No, that’s not it. AAAAAB? No. AAAAAC? You’ve got to be joking!”

“Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.”

“I give you credit, I guess you are listening to me. But for the record, you don’t have to go that slowly. Waddle over to the elevator and we’ll continue the testing.”

-AA

it’s been a looong time