Error Code 80710A06
Hey Playstation owners. First of all, I’m disgusted to count myself among you. We’re a sad and miserable lot of Godless communists. Second of all, I’m sure you’ve noticed with the same sense of childlike wonder I have that PSN is politely declining to render services I pay good money for. Be reassured, a lot of people are getting this message right now, and have been for at least the last two hours. There’s nothing you can do, it’s not your fault, just bite down and wait for it to pass.
Have you ever wondered what code 80710A07 means, or the code after that? Hit the jump and I’ll write up a list. These handy combinations of numbers and letters will inexplicably make it okay that you’re not doing a thing you’re supposed to be doing. Enjoy while you wait for PSN to stop going all SkyNet on you.
80710A07: rip out this bad boy when you told her you’d wear a condom, and then you didn’t.
80710A08: use this one if you hit another car on the freeway while sexting an 800 number.
80710A09: ignoring the ship upgrades all the way through “Mass Effect 2,” then watching helplessly while your love interest bites the dust
80710A10: suggesting that Tom Cruise is gay
80710A12: watching Rebecca Black’s “Friday” from beginning to end
80710A13: having gay sex with Tom Cruise
80710A14: believing in the power of your dreams
80710A15: messing with Texas
80710A16: red-ringing your Xbox 360 while you watch “Ghost with a Teeny Bikini” and/or “The Good, The Bad and the Beautiful” on Netflix Instant for the 50th time
80710A17: buying a Playstation 3
80710A18: purchasing “Portal 2″ on the Xbox 360, as opposed to any other platform at all.
80710A19: thinking that Glenn Beck makes some good points sometimes
80710A20: shooting at everyone but the Doctor in TF2
80710A21: peeing on a police officer
80710A22: having inappropriate thoughts at the zoo about the animals
80710A23: being a holla-back girl
80710A24: checking a gift horse in the mouth
80710A25: paying money to watch “Scream 4″
80710A26: using an Albert Einstein quote on your Facebook wall about the power of imagination/dreams
80710A27: Zerg-rushing on “Starcraft II,” but telling everyone on TeamSpeak that you “totally don’t Zerg rush”
80710A28: same as 80710A06
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