Avast, Dear Reader,
I don’t know about you, but I spend a lot of time soaring over the internet, like a fleet-footed fox of some kind, searching for delicate morsels of gaming hilarity/memorableness. Today it occurred me: why am I keeping these gems to myself? Why shouldn’t I give you the fruits of loins–I mean labors. From now on, every Friday is Round-Up Day!
This week, I’m going with a “Mass Effect” theme, mostly because I’m bitter they pushed ME3 to 2012. I’ll teach Bioware to cross me like that. They want to go all penis-tease with it? Fine. Let’s go screw up their games.
Hit the jump.
Wanna dance? Watch this!
When you say nothin’ at aaaaallll…
You know, I thought I felt some tension there.
…Sure, why not?
Tali, that’s just rude.
Tali, I’m not a lawyer!
I’m getting aroused.
Actually, I would love to get my hands on that character.
i want my corners