Look At This Disgusting Crap

Brace yourself, Dear Reader,

The other day, a good friend of mine set the world record for “Fastest Perfection Round” in the SWAT playlist for “Halo: Reach.” Honestly, I feel like I deserve most of the credit for this, as I was the one who talked him into buying “Reach” in the first place. It’s all thanks to me, is the point I’m getting at here. Lavish me with praise, if you’re going to lavish anyone.

I don’t even think Otis (not his real name) knew what he had done. So profound was his destruction of the puny mortals who stood in his way, that other people actually took note and uploaded the playback to YouTube for him. I’m honestly not even positive he noticed. He brushed aside the ragged corpses of men whose dreams would never come to fruition, whose children would never know their father’s faces, and strode out into the night, thirsty for more.


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  • http://padinga.com/members/thecrimsonking/ TheCrimsonKing

    Pretty killer streak. Do you count the AFC (aka AFK) player kills?

    Lotta head shots too….aimbot? j/k

  • the axe

    They weren’t afk, they were quitting (you can guess why). If they were afk the game wouldn’t have ended that quickly.

  • http://padinga.com/members/thecrimsonking/ TheCrimsonKing

    It takes that long to quit?

  • http://padinga.com/members/ericrobbins/ Eric Robbins

    Their hands quiver with such rage that it takes them eons to quit. That, or their friggin’ menus lag.