Batman: Arkham City Collector’s Edition Revealed
Dear Reader,
Hey man, how’s it going? You looking for a fix, man? I got what you need. I got that “Arkham City” Collector’s Edition JPEGs, man. I know what you need. You need to stare at this and pretend the game is already out. You need to pretend that life has any meaning whatsoever between now and mid-October 2011. And even though the actual contents of this Collector’s Edition are piss-poor—a token statue, a copy of the years-old “Gotham Knight” movie, a soundtrack no one would buy on its own, and some pretty pictures—looking at it all laid out in front of you helps make the shakes go away. Take a deep breath. We’re gonna get through this together.
–AA
there goes the next chief of police

