PAX Mass Effect 3 Screens Offer Shocking Revelations

Dear Reader,

So a little thing called PAX went down this weekend, maybe you heard about it. Our own Dr. Noh attended the event in all his glory, so you’ll have to talk to him for the straight dope, but EA apparently took the occasion as an excuse to release some new screenshots from “Mass Effect 3.” And an informative bunch of images they are. I felt like I understood the game in a whole new light after seeing these.

Seriously, hit the jump. You’ll see what I mean.

Breaking news: In Mass Effect 3, you will apparently fire guns

We also have unconfirmed reports that there will be aliens

Industry sources suspect that guys will try to kill you at times

"Mass Effect 3" to feature dialog. You heard it here first.

Rampant speculation that "Mass Effect 3" may be set in the future

Seriously, what’s the point of even releasing these? Good thing they put “Mass Effect 3″ in the lower left, because otherwise I might have thought all of this space-age gun combat against robots and aliens was “Dragon Age.”

–AA

you know what some might say

 

 

 

 

  • Mark Ross

    I know I can always count on Andrew Allen for a positive spin on objectivity.
    No, wait. Strike that, reverse it.

  • Anonymous

    Good thing they put “Mass Effect 3″ in the lower left, because otherwise
    I might have thought all of this space-age gun combat against robots
    and aliens was “MASS EFFECT 2 BECAUSE ITS THE SAME FUCKING SHIT EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING GAME”