Disgaea on Your Phone Means Extra Long Bathroom Breaks


YARRRR! Nippon Ichi be declarin’ war on yer free time this fall as they release a wee version of Disgaea for yer smartphones!

What? It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, get over it.

I can’t begin to tell you how excited I am for this. The major problem I have with huge tactical RPGs like Disgaea is that they take up so much of my gaming time… but if I can take all my shitter time and put that towards tacticizing, then that’s a win for everyone.

Disgaea: Netherworld Unbound is set to release for Android this fall (sorry, iUsers), and will feature the original full game, somewhat streamlined for the system, and adding microtransaction features to purchase characters, items, and more. So be prepared to be spendin’ extra time swabbin’ yer poop deck, mateys! YARRRRRR!