Dead Island: The Trailer: The Movie
Mayhaps you heard that LionsGate has optioned “Dead Island” for a feature film. Did you hear that, Dear Reader? If so, you heard lies. I have scanned the press release carefully, and here’s what it actually says:
“LIONSGATE® (NYSE: LGF), a leading global entertainment company, today announced that it has optioned film rights from Deep Silver to develop a feature inspired by Dead Island, which became a viral media sensation when its haunting, artful trailer launched in February 2011.”
Anyone else notice that the game itself, a flawed but admirably innovative open world zombie shooter, is the red-headed stepchild of this press release? These people are making a feature adaptation of a freaking viral trailer, and tossing the game itself to the side like bones from a chicken wing. But no wait, it gets better. Later on in the press release, it says this:
“Like the trailer that will serve as its primary creative inspiration, the film DEAD ISLAND will be an innovation of the zombie genre because of its focus on human emotion, family ties and non-linear storytelling.”
I’m halfway between admiring their honesty and wanting to cry bloody murder. Either way, the project is being produced by Sean Daniel through the Sean Daniel Company, which, shocking twist, he owns. Your move, Shyamalan.
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