Rainbow Six: Patriots is Real, And You’ll Fight the Tea Party In It
Ubisoft has announced a new “Rainbow Six” title for the 360/PS3/Windows, called “Rainbow Six: Patriots,” due for release in 2013. Contrary to what you may be thinking, “Patriots” will not feature Rainbow teaming up with Tom Brady on a covert mission to videotape New York Jets practices.
Instead, the antagonists will be a conspicuously wink wink nudge nudge militarized version of the Tea Party called the “True Patriots.” Their feeling is, the American government has been “irrevocably corrupted by greedy politicians,” as well as gotcha questions. So they’re gonna start shooting people until special interests stop being such dicks.
Yeah, I know, I don’t like it either. The simple, evocative genius of “Rainbox Six: Vegas” this is not. There’s really no other details at present, but here’s hoping some new gameplay mechanic or graphical overhaul makes this all look better than it sounds.
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