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Sometimes, we fanboys have a lot of time on our hands. Maybe too much. Still, this was too cool to not spread the wealth. The fellas over at Games Radar have proven that they just don’t have nearly enough to do in the course of a day, and they’ve created Magic: The Gathering expansions for [...]
It is a dark time for Star Wars. Games like Clone Wars: Republic Heroes and The Force Unleashed II have been tanking, and Star Wars Kinect isn’t faring much better off of initial demos. Lucas Arts has been downsizing, and they don’t have a lot of new games on the slate at the moment. It [...]
Hold up, we’re going to stop sucking Steam’s dick for just a sec, so we can bring you some other game news. *gasp* This is probably my favorite story of the past few weeks. Here’s a little game called Glitch Hiker. It won some awards and crazy accolades at European game cons. The gameplay is [...]
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Hey! Its Maul! I’m drunk and should probably be in bed, but I’m here, casting aside all journalistic integrity to write to you on some very important matters. That’s right, video games are now protected by the first amendment as ruled on by the supreme court. You see, now… I… oh, it seems Andrew has [...]
Usually, I try to open up the week with some sort of big, bad-ass story, or maybe a lengthy, witty post featuring a half-naked Princess Peach. But frankly, I got nothin’ like that today. Its post E3, and the gaming industry has blown its collective load all over our metaphorical backs, and [...]
Last week, I sauntered up to Konami’s booth, crowds parting the way from my manly swagger. As I approached the table, with a gleam in my eye and a mischievous grin on my face, I demanded they show me what was up. Promptly, they responded, “Check this shit out.” … okay, maybe that [...]
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There are probably quite a few of you out there who, like me, find yourself strapped for time and often unable to find a solid 3 or 4 hours of free time to commit to the new hotness that’s burning up the world’s consoles. Even now, I could be getting caught up on [...]
This year, WB Games presented a game line-up that focused heavily on 3 genres: Fantasy, Super Heroes, and Muppets. Yes, Muppets. But while we’ve focused heavily on those latter two topics, the two premiere fantasy titles have yet to be looked at; and they have to be, as they’re top-notch quality. After the jump, we’ll [...]
We’ve covered a lot of stuff at this year’s E3, and Square-Enix had some of our most anticipated titles on the show floor. You can click on these links in case you missed my look at Deus Ex: Human Revolution, or Andrew’s sneak peek at Hitman: Absolution. Both of these titles looked fantastic, and made [...]
Oh, Nintendo. I really don’t know what to think about your E3 presentation this year. On the one hand, I’m all a-tingle with the potential for the Wii-U and its amazing new controller, and can’t wait to see more. So, good job on that presentation. On the other hand, what the shit was the rest [...]
This summer, inspired by both a need to bring some sequels to some money-making franchises and the explosive debuts of some new movie franchises, Marvel and DC comics both see a variety of their Super-Hero characters return to game consoles. Green Lantern debuts with Ryan Reynolds donning the tights, and Captain America gets his first [...]
In one of the more surreal moments of E3, Snoop showed up to help Yoostar demo their new expansion disc for their movie re-enactment software. Video after the jump.
Andrew has gotten one of his favorite games in the can with Hitman: Absolution. Now our coverage of Square – Enix continues with one of the hottest games of this year’s E3 (and last year’s), Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
Remember last summer when Clash of the Titans came out? That trailer was amazing, all rock and action and great visual FX. … then when the game came out, it was a total cheese fest with legendarily shoddy 3-D imaging. Basically, the final product wasn’t anything like the trailer, and we all walked away griping. [...]
The moment we’ve all been waiting for… Not to dis on Microsoft (any more than already has been… Break) or Sony, but lets face it, Nintendo is what everyone was waiting for. Their press conference, we’ve known for a little while now, was going to introduce a new console. Nothing builds buzz like new hardware, [...]
So much glitz and glam. Sony lost a lot of face this year, and they were working hard to earn it back. Free food from all the best food trucks in LA, free booze, a concert performed by Jane’s Addiction… But that’s just for us. That’s Sony swaying the press. Ultimately, for you the reader [...]
For those of you who missed the Microsoft Press conference this morning, here’s a rundown of what they showed. E3 opens with a bang!… or wait, no, bang isn’t the right word… suck. E3 opens with a suck.
Hey kids! Fellow Padingan Andrew “The Virginian” Allen and your usual Thursday commentator had a wild time at the Konami press event last night, and so he will be delayed as he processes a night of sensory overload into some sort of article. … I’m not going to say what went on at that press [...]